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Strong Like Bull 01/03/2013 - 22:53
Christmas 2012 01/03/2013 - 22:51
Nate’s Christmas Concert 01/03/2013 - 22:49
Christmas Parade 01/03/2013 - 22:42
My Life as a Hockey Mom Begins 01/03/2013 - 22:35
Jason’s First Hospital Trip 01/03/2013 - 22:32
Dino Hats! 01/03/2013 - 22:29
Nate Starts School! 01/03/2013 - 22:26
One Night… 01/03/2013 - 22:19
Just Hanging Out 01/03/2013 - 22:16

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Dinner Conversation

I know I’m way overdue for an update to the blog. We’re working out an internet situation here chez Heins’. But I had to share this evening’s discussion before I forgot it. I felt it important enough to brave the hideously slow connection we’re currently operating under.

Nate: Daddy, I have to tell you something

Dad: Ok, what is it, Bubba?

Nate: Baby cows are called calves.

Dad: They sure are

Nate: Girl cows are called cows

Dad: Yep, that’s right

Nate: Boy cows are bulls

Dad: Uh huh

Nate: They live in a herd.

At this point, Jon and I are speechless.

Nate: And cows are bovines.

We practically choked on our dinner. When we got a grip on ourselves, we asked Nate where he learned this. Sure enough, daycare. At this point, I’m starting to wonder if there is any reason to send him to school at all. Yeesh.